I don’t slide in your DM’s, I bust in
When your girlfriend finds out your Woman Crush Wednesday isn’t her

my favorite part of cooking dinner is when the delivery guy shows up.


2 months ago // 10 notes

I get out of awkward conversation by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk.


2 months ago // 0 notes

Did you know you can substitute whatever you want when you’re making recipes?

You can replace every single ingredient with pizza nobody’s stopping you


2 months ago // 5 notes
 
Your face after going to the dentist
When you’re sat on the bed and she’s about to take her bra off